Alan, to Papa, when he wanted french fries at McDonald’s:

“There’s no tax on french fries…so you should buy them for me.”

Note: I did not teach him this…

Alan, to me, while standing in front of an aquarium at the Cleveland Zoo, excitedly referencing the movie Finding Nemo:

“There’s Dory.  I found her!  That’s her!”

Note: Although Alan does not know this, the sequel to Finding Nemo is currently in the works and it will be called Finding Dory. 🙂